whack job

when a group of 2 or more men mutually masturbate one another

I went round to Tony's and John was there, so after a few cocktails we decided to have a whack job.

Post sport locker room: Guys, we won! Let's celebrate by having a whack job.

by WaxyBellend January 18, 2011

Paddy whack the knick knack

A slang term defining female masturbation.

Jill prefers to paddy whack the knick knack any day over using a vibrator.

by Mahogany Ride September 5, 2007

whack arnolds

Adj; used to describe anything that is whack, including ideas that havent happend yet.

"That nigga on youtube was whack arnolds"

by GMUPATRIOT January 28, 2008

whack attack

Another use of "whack attack" is the act of masturbathing multiple times without taking a break to relax or recharge. After the orgasm, one must sustain an erection and achieve another orgasm for it to be considered a whack attack.

Also, the word whack attack can be used to describe someone/thing that would cause someone to hace a whack attack.

Every time my roommate goes home for the weekend, I have a massive whack attack

That girl is really hot, she makes me want to hav e a whack attack

by Deepy April 30, 2006

Danza Whack

When a man slaps a woman with his penis. Named after the great Tony Danza. This moves is also known as the Dana Slap or more simply the Danza. A woman's version of this maneuver is referred to as a Somers Slap.

After dodging that bitches Somers Slap attack, I Danza Whacked her out cold before she could get me back with those beef drapes.

by Evil DDR November 1, 2007

whack and attack

To hit the lips of a closed vagina with your cock, then insert and essentially attack the vagina.

Man, i sure did whack and attack last night and my cock is sore!!!

by B-Dog killian March 17, 2008

Whack

1.) to masturbate (alone)
2.) crazy
3.) to hit something
4.) to masturbate (with another)
5.) to knock-up

1.) I was totally whacking last night when you called. Thats the sound you heard, and that's why I was breathing heavy.
2.) That shit is so fucking whack!
3.) I whacked the cookie out of her hand before she could eat it...
4.) My friend and I were in a tent last night. I got horny, then he looked at my boner and got horny too. So, I whacked his dick and he whacked mine. Then we made out...
5.) I whacked this fucking hot chick last night. She was great. Hope she don't get pregnant.

by Big Boi12304 April 13, 2008