Taint Week

The week between Christmas and New Years. It 'taint xmas and it 'taint New years.

There's never much work accomplished during Taint Week.

by wildlifeuplift January 11, 2008

fleet week

A sexual act committed with sailors not native to the port where said act occurred.

Gregory totally got fleet weeked after a few Singapore slings last Thursday.

by Giant fucking tiger November 5, 2008

Pimp Of The Week

an award given to someone that is not a pimp but has a moment of glory in hitting on a girl

Marshall recived the pimp of the week award for hitting on a freshman (marshall is a genius)

by Tyler October 19, 2004

2 Weeks

A trash game called Fortnite and it's a game that lasted for 2 weeks and then it died out. Hence the term "Fortnight"

This game called Fortnite is fucking aids. No wonder why nobody else will play it after 2 weeks.

by Savageman30004728883929 October 4, 2019

Bitch Week

Bitch week: Refering to the week a woman is on her cycle/ monthly period...

mostly a term used by guys because when a girl is on her cycle they always say that the girl is acting like a total bitch and is a hormonal wreck when approached...

They most likely will be in a better mood if you give her chocolate to consume and do everything she says....

never mess with a girl on her bitch week.... you will regret it

Person A: "Hey dude whats wrong with your girlfriend this week? all she does is yell and demand stuff?"

Person B: "Dude! shes on her BITCH WEEK! i keep giving her chocolate to calm her down and its not working!!!!"

Person A: "DUDE! YOUR SKREWED!!!!"

by MusicxFreakk December 28, 2012

Twi-Week

The week when "The Twilight Saga" movies (books written by Stephenie Meyer turned into movies) begin to show in theatres.

Girl 1: Dude! Twi-Week starts tomorrow! Holy Friggin God!
Girl 2: Twi-what?
Girl 1: It's on urbandictionary.com. Just look it up. Dummy.

by twi-fan August 24, 2009

creep of the week

The person you happen to be sleeping with for the week.

Quinn: "Damn, dude! I haven't had sex in 2 months!"

Shad: "Then do what I do! Get a creep of the week!

Heather: "OMG, Stacy. Did you see Amy with Greg today? I thought I saw her with Jason last week!"

Stacy: "Nah, she's not with Jason or Greg. Greg is just her creep of the week."

by C'AraCHAOS! January 19, 2015