Gypsy Wash

The act of washing yourself using only a flannel and a basin of water.

Paula did not have time to have a bath or shower, so instead she filled up the sink to have a Gypsy Wash.

by the1ullneversee January 6, 2015

Egg wash

Where two or more bald gay men shower together

I heard domonik and his dad had a egg wash last night.

by Fat old drongo May 15, 2019

in the wash

The outcome following a process or event.

It'll all work out in the wash

by M Burgess August 10, 2007

Swiss car wash

The act of delivering a final hand job before being euthanised. This is often conducted by the attending nurse at a clinic in Switzerland.

Peter: Dude, we're going to Switzerland!

Andy: Why?

Peter: Did you not hear, euthanasia clinics are offering a free Swiss car wash to patients.

Andy: You are really dying for some action aren't you?

by hatrick5 June 5, 2010

Man-wash

1: When a man needs to clean either himself or an item of his clothing in a hurry. This is achieved by spraying his clothes or, as the case may be, himself, with copious quantities of deodorant. Success is rare, and actual washing is always preferable, but requires substantially more time and effort, and therefore is frequently avoided.

2: When one cannot / does not have time to brush one's teeth, and a tic tac or gum is the only viable alternative.

Man 1: "Dude this shirt is filthy, I can't wear this shit..."
Man 2: "It's cool just give it a quick man-wash, no one will notice!"

Man 2: "You fucking stink!"
Man 1: "Shit and I'm meeting my girlfriend in 10 minutes!"
Man 1: "Hang on let me run inside, a quick man-wash and it'll be fine.

by ßæ$† July 25, 2010

Oklahoma wash rack

Oklahoma wash rack is when you wipe your ass on a hotel bedroom curtains.

That damn hotel was so terrible we left them an Oklahoma wash rack.

by Black008 September 3, 2013

Rock Star Car Wash

After fucking a chick you don't take a shower. Then you go out and fuck another chick with the first woman's juices getting washed off your cock by her pussy.

Dude! I fucked Jenny this morning, left for work without showing and I just banged that slut Monica she gave my dick a rock star car wash.

by Deeznutsbecleannow October 13, 2011