Vandatory

When something is deemed voluntary, yet necessary. Thus, it could technically be thought of as mandatory despite being voluntary.

Person 1: "Man, college is going to bite me in the ass. Maybe I just shouldn't attend."
Person 2: "Yeah, college is vandatory like that."
Person 1: "What do you mean by that?"
Person 2: "Well you don't have to go to college, but good luck with life if you don't."

by reTrin September 24, 2022

vanderboegh

a very dutch last name for pretty/handsome

Look vanderboegh is so pretty

by RasinPOO March 3, 2023

vander

the most amazing,smart,funny and is the prettiest boy i have ever met. he is the best man ever and he makes me so happy and i’m so happy he is here with me.

olivia: vander is the best person ever

kileigh: nah i am

by vanderswife March 5, 2023

Vanderfunts

A big bald headed Caillou looking cripple who often thinks he's the boss but in reality, has no authority. He hobbles around degrading everyone in his path, and when drunk, will shit his pants. And no, he's not a billionaire like he claims.

"Man, I'm being a real Vanderfunts today, i should just go home and have a martini and cry"

by liltayt May 4, 2023

Vandergraff generator

Rubbing your cock up and down along your buddy’s back while he’s sleeping

No need my vandergraff generator is at home for when I wake up

by Tricky65353 June 6, 2023

vandalen

A liar and a hypocrite

“Don’t trust that guy, he’s a total vandalen”

by cold_biatch October 9, 2023

vandalized the bean

When you finger her ,but you didn’t wash your hands beforehand and it leaves a mark

Yo man I went out this weekend to the crazy party and me and this chick ended up hooking up and I totally vandalized the bean!

by The akagi red suns goddamnit October 20, 2023