by Archimedes Phidias February 14, 2017
Get the Valencard mug.1) A painful and miserable holiday invented by women to make them feel good about themselves. Much like Mother's Day, except for all females.
2) A holiday where you will most likely regret every action you perform, no matter the outcomes of those actions, performed or otherwise.
2) A holiday where you will most likely regret every action you perform, no matter the outcomes of those actions, performed or otherwise.
by EnerJax February 1, 2004
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A really handsome DUDE.He will dominate any girls feelings and us a gr8 kisser.Valentinos usually date people who are not afraid to be true to ppl,and show there real personality.Also who like to smash🍆💧💧👌👈
(Drools)
Sophia:omg,is that VALENTINO?!
Random gurl:WHERE😆
HOARD OF GIRLS:OMG UR SO CUTE
VALENTINO:ummmm
All girls:Fuck me Daddy?!
Valentino:kkk
All girls:(doggy position)
Tino:squelch
All girls:uugjh
Sophia:Fuck me hard daddy
Tino:kkk
Sophia:kiss me💋
Tino:k
💋
(Ten minutes later)
Tino:aahh
Sophia:(gets undressed)Ready for another round?
Tino:yeh
Sophia:(starts lapdancing)
THE END by the wae search sophia in the urban dictionary,das why i chose her
Sophia:omg,is that VALENTINO?!
Random gurl:WHERE😆
HOARD OF GIRLS:OMG UR SO CUTE
VALENTINO:ummmm
All girls:Fuck me Daddy?!
Valentino:kkk
All girls:(doggy position)
Tino:squelch
All girls:uugjh
Sophia:Fuck me hard daddy
Tino:kkk
Sophia:kiss me💋
Tino:k
💋
(Ten minutes later)
Tino:aahh
Sophia:(gets undressed)Ready for another round?
Tino:yeh
Sophia:(starts lapdancing)
THE END by the wae search sophia in the urban dictionary,das why i chose her
by Yungrichnigga February 28, 2018
Get the Valentino mug.by gremlinz43 February 14, 2010
Get the Valentines Lay mug.A boyfriend/girlfriend that you have for only one day: Valentine's Day.
In other words, it's the socially acceptable one-night stand.
In other words, it's the socially acceptable one-night stand.
I asked Jenny to be my valentine. I'll be all lovey-dovey to her today and totally forget about her tomorrow.
by DROCK2265 February 14, 2010
Get the valentine mug.The useless holiday trying to promote love and basically saying that you should hate everyone the other 364/365 days of the year.
In some people’s opinion, Valentine’s Day is the best holiday to have come. But in everyone else’s, it just reminds them how useless and lonely they are.
by RedHeadW/Temper February 14, 2019
Get the Valentine’s Day mug.Valentino is a buff, strong guy who can get any girl he wants but he sticks to only one girl. He is charming and very funny, which makes him very easy to talk to. As sweet as he is, he can be rough when needed. Valentino is a reliable guy who will never flake on you. We need more Valentino's in the world.
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That's Valentino.
Person 1: He is very charming, is he single?
Person 2: He has a girlfriend who he loves very much.
Person 2: That's Valentino.
Person 1: He is very charming, is he single?
Person 2: He has a girlfriend who he loves very much.
by Avgastonan June 9, 2019
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