LAYS MORE PIPE THAN AN ARABIAN OIL SHEIK / UNION PLUMBER

a cocksman or prolific fornicator; a man who gets more butt than an ash tray, or more ass than a toilet seat at a Red Hot Chili Peppers' concert.

Larry got a leg over three times this week with three different pieces of tail. Madonn'! He lays more pipe than an Arabian oil sheik!

by weave August 25, 2003

Union Ass Bath

When an individual proceeds to wash their dirty ass in the sink expecting no one to notice the poop stain leading to the drain, only to be walked in upon whilst performing the action.

I so thought I was in the clear but then was caught taking a union ass bath!

by NW_Boarder April 5, 2025

Carpet cleaners union

A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.

The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.

by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019

Union rules

Wha... What do you mean "actors can't actually have sex when they film sex scenes!?" She should be able to consent to whoever she wants whenever she wants! What next!? Are you going to try to stop the female employees of group homes for the developmentally disabled from fucking the clients!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

Hym 😨 "Union rules!? You mean... I've been masterbating to FAKE SEX SCENES!? UERGH! UUUUGH!! 🤢 Why would you do that!? OOOHOHOHOHO!!! YOU GUYS ARE IN FOR IT NOW! I've been defrauded! I... I'm... I'm suing everybody for this! You bastards are going to pay for every wasted sperm! HHUEEGH! 🤢 Ugh! I'm suing everybody! I'm suing Ann Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal for that bullshit pill movie! I'm suing Brad Pitt and Angela Jolie for that spy movie! Everyone's getting it! You SICK bastards! FUCK! 🥺 I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS..."

by Hym Iam June 21, 2023

a union of moons

Like a pack of wolves or a horde or zombies, a union of moons is a group of unsavoury paedophiles getting together at night.

A union of Moons is having an online meeting, let's hope the hunters are out tonight

by PH Basher June 11, 2024

union

the set that comprises all the elements (and no others) contained in any of two or more given sets.

1. The union of set A and set B contains all the elements that are in A, in B, or in both.
2. The union of the sets {1, 2, 3} and {3, 4, 5} is {1, 2, 3, 4, 5}.
3. In mathematics, the symbol ∪ is used to represent the union of two sets. For example, A ∪ B means the union of set A and set B.

by Arminkshipper September 2, 2024

Unions

Fantastic! You protested and got a factory to re-open... So, you protested... The employers you hate... And made them let you work more.... Ok... That's... Fine I guess...

Hym "Hey, yeah the unions are winning... By forcing business owners... To let them work for them forever.... Brilliant."

by Hym Iam February 29, 2024