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glossy toad

If this is your name than you’re pretty fine and you love to watch vomit porn (like a chad.) You basically get infinite bitches and everyone is horny for you. You are pretty much religious but in a sigma male way which is very funny
“Wow I wish I could be like glossy toad! He’s funny and he makes me horny as fuck!!”
by Glossy Toad November 23, 2021
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Alabama toad bumper

The sexual act of inserting a frog into your cousin right before sex.
Last night i gave shelly one hell of a Alabama toad bumper.
by Quackrock March 2, 2025
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Toad hatting

When two women wear hats shaped like penises
Jen and Jamie thought they were being funny by toad hatting at work, now they just look like a couple of dicks.
by Paul Sanchez August 31, 2015
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soak the toad

Refers to smoking refer. Derived from a term it rhymes with, 'sneak a toke' which is to smoke weed from a small metal pipe that looks like a cigarette (sneaky). Term created to be used inconspicuously or in public.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I had to soak the toad.
Teacher: Um...Go sit down.
Student: (sits down) hehe arrrrrrrrrrright!
by m4st3r g1bs January 24, 2011
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Meeting the toad

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)
“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “

“Omg You just had 4 tabs of acid!”
“I’m planning on meeting the toad”
by suckmah October 27, 2020
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toad loaf

an insult describing someone who is unpleasant to be around. It can also be used to describe a disgustingly lazy person.
Toads are disgusting and loaf is used to describe laziness.
Basically a more creative way to say slob.
"You toad loaf! Get your shoes out of the middle of the floor!"
by Rebbecca Bird December 25, 2018
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toad in a hole

its food
by M_TW February 26, 2018
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