Sam

One whom has M.E, or myalgic encephalomeylitis. One who is tired most of the time, but when well can perform feats of impossibility.
<after witnessing a sleeping hobo jump up and fly to the moon and back> " DUUDE YOU ARE SAM "
by supermegamentalsam March 18, 2008
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Sam

13 and a half inch cock, 4 around and can use it like no other. a compleat sex god. thats why he cant run fast like most. he has two brains and uses them for everything.
(two girls)we had a threesome with sam and we couldnt take all of it. we have to find a friend
by stacy h September 03, 2010
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guy who is a whore and SAM stands for STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKER.
You're such a sam.
by pizza boy lovvvvvah August 13, 2011
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SAM "Swamp Ass Man" Swamp Ass
"Dude, that intense game of basket ball gave me SAM"
by PooterTang October 22, 2006
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Sam:)

she is a girl with long brown hair and brown eyes. she's tall and loves god. good soccer and track.o i hate people who thinks that they are all that, i love my family and friends. anyways Sam is amazing in every way! she loves the outdoors and goes deer hunting with her dad. i can be loud sometimes but that's okay. she wont date someone that i quiet. it annoys me extremely bad. she loves to hangout at football games and other events

Philippians 4:13<3
Sam:) is amazing i love her to death!
by SamLeigh October 26, 2011
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Sam

Ugly creepy guy with a butt chin.
The kid has a butt on his face!

Oh, you must mean Sam.
by EwSamButtChin February 18, 2009
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Sam

A person with an unusually large ego whose thoughts are usually aimed towards masturbation and women. This person usually is with many women at a time. This person is also known to be a douche by his friends and to spread lies and can never keep a secret. He also brags excessively about his masturbation habits. This person also has received many blows to the groin area from women that he has cheated on.
Person 1: Woah dude, they broke up again. That dude's been with so many women!
Person 2: Ya I know right. He is totally a Sam.
by blogger453 February 19, 2013
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