time to penis

The amount of time it will take for a user of a product or service to use it to make a penis joke

"TTP, or time to penis, is a mathematical constant, defined as Zero."

by The Other John Hanclock December 26, 2011

muffin time

Another name for 12:30, the magical time of day when people make muffins.

Joey: Hey! What time is it?
Muffy: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!
Alan: Uh, actually it's 12:30!
Muffy: SOMEBODY KILL ME!

by budderguy42 December 15, 2015

Corona Time

The phrase you use when someone near you coughs, often as a joke saying they’re going to spread the coronavirus.

Also in reference to the popular Corona drink.

Ally: *coughs*
Jim: Yoooo it’s corona time!

by TheNathaniel March 8, 2020

Timea

mysterious, dark haired, exotic, foreign beauty

She is a Timea no doubt about it.

by timmtimmm December 19, 2009

limbering for timbering

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

time vampire

Something or someone who literally sucks your time like a vampire sucks blood.

My computer broke again, I spent all night working on that fucking time vampire.

by Bob Box February 22, 2009

Cell Phone Standard Time

The time that all cell phones have. (CPST) Much better than Pacific Standard Time, cause it fits in your pocket.

Bitchy Teacher: Robert, you are 2 minutes late to class! You should show up on time to class. You are going to get detention!

Robert: What the hell, Mrs. Cooper! It's only 8:59 Cell Phone Standard Time!

Bitchy Teacher: Oh, damn.

by Tylerk74 April 18, 2008