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thomased

(verb) The act of placing pubic hair or hairs on ones food or drink. Also known as clarence thomased. The word is derived from the confirmation hearings of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. He is reported to have put pubic hair on the coke of one of his former female colleagues.
She felt the wire-like pubic hair in her mouth and spit it out, at that moment her friend screamed: "BITCH YOU'VE JUST BEEN THOMASED."

When they all realized he had pubic hair in his fried chicken they all screamed out: "NIGGA JUST GOT THOMASED."

THOMAS HIM! THOMAS HIM! PUT THE PUBIC HAIR ALL OVER HIS LEMONADE!
by cdrosa August 3, 2006
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Thomas

A person who is the best boy ever. He might be oblivious to your crush or he might know but he doesn't make things awquard. He is incredibly kind and musically gifted he will teach u many things if u are lucky enough to get close to him
John is so good at the drums he is such a Thomas
by Superluckygal March 22, 2013
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Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey)

Goalie for the Boston Bruins. As a top prospect, Tim Thomas was drafted 217th overall in the 1994 entry draft by some team that moved to Colorado. After being drafted, he decided to backpack around Europe for 8 years. Upon his return to the states, he promptly joined with the Providence Bruins of the AHL. After 3 seasons with them, he finally got a job with the Boston Bruins. For 2 seasons he sucked and was outplayed by such stars as Alex Auld and Joey MacDonald. However, he soon found his stride behind a the defensive system of coach Claude Julien. Kicked ass for 2 years, then sucked again and lost the starting job to Tuukka Rask aka Tuukk Nuukkem.
Who was that one goalie that won the Vezina and then lost his starting job the next season? No, not Jim Carey, it was Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey).

Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey) and Chris Osgood could totally be brothers.
by JFinney08 May 26, 2010
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thomas

a guy that doesnt give hugs but secretly wants to!
that guy is such a thomas, he so wants to give her a hug.
by blahhhhh3333444555 June 15, 2010
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A Thousand Suns

Linkin Park's fourth studio album, released on September 14, 2010. The musical style is TOTALLY different from their older stuff. If you are a fan of Hybrid Theory and Meteora, but not a big fan of Minutes to Midnight, you may or may not like the new album. One song actually has Chester rapping. The Catalyst is the best song on the album, in my opinion.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Linkin Park's new album, A Thousand Suns?

Guy 2: Yeah, it sucks.

Guy 1: I like it. But if you don't like it, that's fine. Your entitled to your opinion, and I won't force mine onto you.

Guy 2: Okay, thanks. Same to you. I prefer Linkin Park's old stuff.

Guy 1: I agree! LP's old stuff was the BEAST!
by MetalHead16 September 26, 2010
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rage of a thousand asses

a public restroom os area that smeels so bad you can distinctly pick out the scent of a thousand asses. came up with because of the smell of the thrift town bathroom.
boy that restroom had the rage of a thousand asses going on.
by george January 20, 2005
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thomas vest

The most motivated battle hardened Marine legal assistance has ever seen. His motivation and dedication to the corps is only superceeded by his love of pounding vajayjay. The future SgtMaj of the Marine Corps.
At night Chuck Norris checks under his bed for PFC Thomas Vest.
by Lance Colonel of the LCpl Udgr October 22, 2008
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