Side Simp

The act of being a Side Hoe and a Simp at the same time.

that eboy is a side side simp

by UpsideEv December 14, 2019

side link

Male or female who's on the side not considered as the main gf or bf. Only used for sex and brain and bow cat

Javan oi fam what happend to your side link

Jayden she ain't on seeing me still

by Mad Lucas 1 November 03, 2015

Side Meat

Noun; The parts of a vagina that hang out the sides of a woman's panties or swimsuit bottoms. Usually kind of saggy.

Man, look at her side meat in that bikini! She's sure been run through!

Don't wear goggles in the pool or you're sure to see some mangled side meats.

by Did you say Groovy? October 19, 2022

side slurp

When one (male or female) sucks, gobbles, or slurps another’s dick from the side.

Jenna fell right beside Tristan’s dick so she decided one side slurp would not hurt.

by Big body Jody November 15, 2017

Side Sheet

The bed sheets of your side chick.

Gettin' rowdy with those side sheets on the floor.

by SideSheetz September 21, 2017

Side Move

The act of giving up on a movie or TV show by rolling over on your side and going to sleep.

My girlfriend will have to finish watching this tomorrow. She looks like she's about to do the side move.

by jareface March 16, 2012

flirtatious side

a side hoe that isn't really a side hoe but you flirt heavily from time to time and for most isn't even considered cheating

Person 1: You got a side hoe
Person 2: not really man, but I got a flirtatious side. I'm not even really cheating

by Savage Gerbil June 05, 2017