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Mary Todd

1. What guys in San Francisco want to do. Written purposefully as a misspelling of "Marry Todd."

2. Abraham Lincoln's wife
Guy: I was in San Francisco yesterday. Everyone was holding signs that said "I want to mary Todd."

Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.
by MaryTodd November 18, 2012
mugGet the Mary Toddmug.

T-Rex Todd

He saw what you did there.
Did you just see T-Rex Todd?

Yeah he saw what I did there.
by T-Rex Todd May 2, 2011
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patiance todd

Is a pean-butt that likes it up the butt from guys. Usually someone that is a tubber with lots of flubber. Also has a fag-end with fat bags.
by horserider November 18, 2009
mugGet the patiance toddmug.

Todd

You think Karen's bad? Fuck man. Just wait til you mean her flat earther husband, Todd.
by Tomstah July 22, 2020
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Todd

Loves cats and their friends. Todd is the favourite of the friend group and has the best personality by far. They have u big brain and love maths.
Kiké: Todd I love you

SAM: shut up kiké I love Todd

Kiké: whatever man

James: jababa jequavion
Holly: *why am I here*
CAITLEN: we should go to jd

Alfie: holly you should leave i hate you DIE and I don’t love Todd I’m in love deeply with james
James: hehe 😉

Elliot: why you guys doing this😭 *wtf is going on*

Todd: guys shut the duck up I am trying to concentrate

Everyone: okay baba
by Babybaba November 30, 2021
mugGet the Toddmug.

Todd

todd will throw a tanturm
by Panchorfooddudes October 6, 2022
mugGet the Toddmug.

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