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windows 11

windows 10 except it’s got less functionality it runs worse it has more bugs it steals even more of ur data and it looks like shit.

did i mention it only runs on semi recent hardware when windows 10 could run on a fucking pentium 4
“oh, windows 11? on my new laptop?”
“OH HEEELLL NO!!!”
*PULLS OUT USB WITH THE WINDOWS 10 INSTALLER*
by dight May 4, 2022
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Ass Window

Another name for a Romper, a garment commonly worn by human females. Rompers almost always leave 95% of the ass exposed. The view created by a romper mimics the function of a window, as you can clearly see the object inside but do not have access to it.
Guy1: "Bro, look at that girl! You can see 95% of her ass in that romper!"

Guy2: Yeah you can clearly see it through the ass window."
by TheCuzJim November 18, 2016
mugGet the Ass Windowmug.

Window of Craportunity

The re-occurring time in the day in which the body must evacuate. A period of time in which suitable crap can achieve success. To shit consistently at a given time.
JP: Where you at? Let's move man.
Paulley: Gotta go. Window of craportunity just opened up.
JP: We'll be late.
Paulley: If I miss this, I won't be able to shit all day.
by Paulley D. July 9, 2012
mugGet the Window of Craportunitymug.

birthday window

The days just before and after the actual day of your birth that can also be celebrated.
"My birthday is actually the 6th but I celebrate for my whole birthday window."
by jacqwest November 15, 2009
mugGet the birthday windowmug.

Windows Frankenstein

A common type of modified ISOs of the Windows desktop operating system that are found on the internet for free.

They are illegally activated and come with infected files, unknown Services, malicious scripts, etc., without the user's knowledge. They have random problems and errors, including the infamous BSoD screen. Users often try to find non-existent solution to fix them because of these mysterious errors caused by altered system files and Registries.

Surprisingly, these versions became popular since the XP era.
by Ryan900USAYT June 13, 2023
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Shrimp windows

Open-toed shoes
Man, that girl better be careful with those shrimp windows! Someone's foot fetish is kicking in!
by Con Broatsy July 26, 2019
mugGet the Shrimp windowsmug.

Windows 98.2

Another name for Windows 98 Second Edition (abbreviated Windows 98 SE). Windows 98 Second Edition was a major improvement to the original Windows 98 and included a number of bug fixes and new features. Unlike Service Packs which are free and can be downloaded directly from the Microsoft website, this was a completely different operating system than Windows 98 and had to be purchased separately.
Windows 98 Second Edition (aka Windows 98.2) was critically acclaimed at its launch. It is a worthwhile upgrade if you are running Windows 3.1, Windows 95, and Windows 98.
by rfrsiopgjdog February 8, 2015
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