The act of a male pressing his testicles (penis held askew) against a transparent or translucent surface, rendering them flat and spread out, not unlike an oyster. The full scrotum would be against the surface. Commonly pressed surfaces include bus shelters, exgirlfriend's car windshields, and bar windows.
"So get this - we're waiting for the bus, and Brendan sees Stephanie coming our way, he totally drops his parachute pants and gives her the pressed oysters. It totally blew her away!"
"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."
"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."
by lexicon_t October 28, 2013
Get the pressed oystersmug. by Nut smasher August 22, 2021
Get the Mississippi oystermug. A word Anix used in his video ‘I built a house in 30 minutes (Bloxburg)’ The term was used as he colored his walls oyster
by JustBloxburg December 19, 2020
Get the Oysterizedmug. An aggressive vagina
I’ve heard that chick likes to put out. She has an aggressive vagina. A tenacity oyster, if you will .
by Dom Dom June 16, 2023
Get the tenacity oystermug. Girl, I'm finna milk that oyster.
I went oyster milking and oyster milk squirted all over my face
I was milking my oyster all over their face last night
I went oyster milking and oyster milk squirted all over my face
I was milking my oyster all over their face last night
by Oytis October 14, 2018
Get the Oyster milkingmug. Austin is extremely gay and breathes gayness. Austins are usually creepy, are obsessive, and follow people around. They have brown hair, wear glasses, and sometimes have a mohawk. IDK really know.
by johnny longstockings November 2, 2020
Get the Austin The Oystermug. 1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.
2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.
2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.
"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on
her"
"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"
"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."
her"
"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"
"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."
by anonymous January 19, 2025
Get the oyster stimmingmug.