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Textings

Try it. No human can correctly pronounce the word, "texts" , it usually comes out as "texs".
"I have sent you several textings about your grandmother has fallen and can't get up".
by VEER MORTAL July 2, 2011
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Trexton

damn american who will grow into scrumptious grandussy

drops dry ice bombs in the middle of nurseries

summons satan every night before bed
by Chink of the century May 19, 2022
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Tele texting

when you and one or many of your home boys are txting each other about a show whilst all partici-pants watching the same show and txting each other on what just happened.
Guy 1- yo dude you watching the biggest loser all these fat asses are jiggilin
Guy 2 - yeah man im vomiting we r tele texting so much lately
guy1- yeah i know i pretty much invented it
by boobies_love March 26, 2009
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Domestic Textorrism

When you terrorize an individual via texting them relentlessly, especially after they've asked you not to.

Like the old Pat Benatar song, "Stop Using Texts As A Weapon!" ... only you don't because you're just getting started.
Domestic Textorrism as it's finest:

Bob: 12:00 "I'M DONE! DON'T EVER TEXT ME AGAIN!"
Tammy: 12:01 "Text."
Tammy: 12:02 "Text."
Tammy: 12:03 "Text."
Bob: 12:04 "I Will Shoot Myself In The Phone If You Text Me Again I Swear To Gawd! Now Stop Texting Me!"
Tammy: 12:05 "Text."
by Tam I am July 22, 2011
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one eye texting

when your in the bed laying down using 1 eye and 1 handto text message
I was one eye texting this chick til like 2am
by chris suave January 20, 2010
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tag team texting

when you have your friends help you with the science of texting when you dont know exactly what to say to a girl. This does not apply to douches, or smooth guys.
-FUCK MAN! I don't really know what to say to this girl.. I don't want to say something that could ruin it. Tag team texting?
-Tag me in!
by STEFAANN November 1, 2010
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bottom texting

When your a bottom in sex and they ain't doing good so you pull out your phone.
Person one"Why didn't you come with the boys yesterday?"
Person two"I should have, but I letting my girl ride me"
Person one"Thats better than hanging with us"
Person two"No, I was bottom texting"
by mhcool10 March 21, 2017
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