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Teatoes

Man 1: Omg look, it’s teatoes!
Man 2: She’s such a bitch
Man 1: At least she’s fine tho
by Bubblygunk September 13, 2022
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Tectone

Tectone is a sexy man that is 100x better than you at pretty much everything
Damn you are such a Tectone
by teccy chad September 24, 2022
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Testosterone

Is that Testosterone?!
OH MY GOD THEY GOT THE TRANS JUICE
by 17_mistake_17 September 30, 2022
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Teatocrite

Teatocrite - Fusion of teat and hypocrite. In general, it refers to a person who is constantly criticizing the source of a benefit or benefits while enjoying and wanting more of the benfit. Someone who criticizes the Government, but are the first ones to reach out and collect Government benefits when they can.
John is collecting unemployment benefits, and all he does is criticize the Government. That teatocrite sucks on the Government's teat all day, but he is the first one to call out for smaller Government.

Mary is constantly criticizing, complaining, and putting down her husband Joe although he treats her very nice, gives her $ 1,000/week so she doesn't have to work, and goes out of his way to make her happy. If Joe had any sense he would have dumped that ungrateful teatocrite long time ago.
by Roman Barcia October 8, 2022
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Testosterghosted

Testosterghosting is the act of suddenly ending all communication with another male typically of heterosexual orientation without any consideration or explanation. Its counterpart "Ghosting", a more socially acceptable form of communication or lack there of is particularly prevalent in the context of dating or dating apps, where it is often seen as a way to avoid awkward confrontations or to sidestep the emotional fallout of a breakup but when this occurs between two male friends it is not considered acceptable and often seen as cowardly or weakness.
John testosterghosted me. I asked him to help me with a project but he hasn't called me back or texted. What a pussy.
by Al Dentae January 31, 2023
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Testosteroni

A pasta dish that boosts male sex hormones
After eating that delicious Testosteroni, not only do I feel satiated, but my mojo is totally restored!
by DAKster May 17, 2023
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TesTosTerone Warrior

GYM CLAN owned by RYAN. AKA ASTRO.
We are high testosterone gym bro’s.
TesTosTerone Warrior? you mean those buff gym bro’s?!
by astr00 May 21, 2023
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