Testiculomancy

The art of dipping the scrotom onto a white sheet of paper and concentrating on the sweat rings left in order to determine future cataclysmic events and so forth.

'Through the use of Testiculomancy, Connor saved the child from her impending death, narrowly pushing her out of the way from the massive dildo that hung above!'

'Mystic Meg couldnt find batteries for her crystal ball and so used the art of Testiculomancy to tell the future'

by Physic Sam March 3, 2010

testicular smellorosis

A serious bromhidrosis ( body odor) condition in the male testicular region. Often occurring when the region is exposed to presperation and/ or hot and humid conditions.

Boy 1 : Man that was a really long walk
Boy 2: Yeah it must be like 110 degrees out here too !
Boy 1: Yeah ! I have major testicular smellorosis

by smellorosis December 19, 2010

Testicle Tuesday

A very famous and widespread holiday that occurs on the first Tuesday of every month. Created in 1469 by Emperor Paltitties of the Roman empire.

Hey jimmy m9 its testicle tuesday, i brought the vodka!

by Dank_Shrekmaster69 October 28, 2016

testicle punch

A punch to the testicles. Usually used as a "threat" in general conversation.

Guy 1: Dude, I am going to sign up for porn emails and list your work email.

Guy 2: If you do that, you're getting a testicle punch.

by TheMonger September 29, 2006

testicleez

testicleez was my gaming alias for many years until some prick stole it recently on gamespy. because he pays an annual fee to use gamespy, he was given the name and it was taken away from me, even though i had been using it for years. if whoever stole my alias ever reads this, i hope you burn for eternity. Or kindly change your name to something else so i can have my beloved alias back.

Testicleez was my alias until some jerk ripped it off from me.

by the REAL Testicleez December 20, 2003

testiculate

To move one's hands and arms expressively while talking bollox.

As he got more and more drunk, he was not only loud, he was testiculating wildly.

by David Earle April 16, 2004

testicle replacement surgery

what happens on nights when cake is eaten

Sean and Spence were involved in amatuer testicle replacement surgery

by Gerp October 24, 2003