Tastegasm

When the taste of a particular food item is so unexpectantly good, your taste buds have a miniature orgasm.

"Jesus CHRIST, did you taste those jelly rolls Patty snuck into the theater? I swear to God I was having a tastegasm eating the thing."

by Patty Voorhees October 3, 2012

Test-e-clad

When one's scrotum is dressed up for a special occasion.

I like Steve's test-e-clad for the wedding today. Very class, Steve, well done.

by Adam Kristopher June 12, 2012

tasteless asscheek

When you want to insult someone in a humorous way but have no come backs.

This word was made up by a 13yr old girl in Lebanon, Oregon, Laura Isabel Gallegos.

Person 1: you know what your stupid.
Person 2: well your a tasteless asscheek

by Ladybug🐞 December 18, 2017

Teeter-twat

Related to teeter-tot back n forth, up n down, etc...
My definition- pussying out on decisions, promises and/claims of your word

He teeter-twatted about lending me the money after the wife got wind of it.

by TwerkyWorder July 12, 2018

Taste bite

Eating food from someone else’s plate or simply out of their hand. Taking a single bite of food similar to an amuse bouche.

You ate the last sake flavored KitKat? I didn’t even get to have a taste bite!

by Jenjam2012 July 17, 2019

tesent

When your just so fucking retarded

Hayden fucks Aaron so hard it makes him a tesent

by KyleRoberts23 April 11, 2019

tasten

a very small penis.

my tasten wont fit baby???

by abracadabra moth3er April 16, 2019