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snorkling teabagger

1. n. A man that both (a) dips his scrotum and testicles across the nose and mouth of another person while laying his penis across the remainder of their face. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water) and (b) receives the same.

2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by holding a sign that says: "Don't cut my Medicare to pay for your Socialized Medicine."
Congressman Massa was a snorkling teabagger with his barely legal page.

Billy Ray cheered while he watched the teabaggers protest on FOX news.
by FoxNewsFred March 21, 2010
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Nebraska TeaBag

You take your woman out to a corn field and perform intercourse. While pounding away, you slyly grab a corn husk. When you're about to cum, you pull out, slide the husk on like a condom, move you're newly wrapped member over your partners head and jizz away while continuously bobbing up and down. Feel free to empty the contents on to partner's face when done.
Dude, i pulled a Nebraska TeaBag on this hoe last night. I just can't get enough of that scritchy-scratchy pleasure.
by AQueer October 5, 2010
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Atomic Teabag

When you jump in the air and slam your balls into someones mouth. Usually used on an incapacitated person used to show disrespect.
After I killed the kindergardener, I jumped off the picnic table and atomic teabagged his dead body.
by Johnny Action May 12, 2006
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tebayo

Used in the show Naruto in many fansubbed versions. It loosly translates to 'Believe it!'
by Kateri October 3, 2007
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teabag

A small porous sack holding enough tea leaves to make an individual serving of tea.
by Jason A February 18, 2003
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Upstairs Tenant

When you take the top of a toilet off and shit in the water. Then every time someone flushes there will be shit particles in the bowl.
I don't understand! No matter how many times I flush, there's always shit in here! Oh! There's an upstairs tenant! Damn that's nasty.
by B. Hindman October 3, 2008
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teabagged

While playing Halo in multiplayer,after raining victoriously over your opponent(killing them) you crouch and uncrouch over their lifeless body.....whether over their head or other preferred area of the corpse.
I killed Default and teabagged his cold dead face, only right before i was sniped by a dirty vagodor.
by Stephen February 11, 2005
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