Buck eyed teeth

When one's teeth grow horizontal, due to not wearing a retainer properly.

Bernie your going to have buck eyed teeth if you dont wear your retainer.

by Diffy5 October 29, 2010

eyes and teeth

Nigger in the dark

What are those white things floating in the air...

by im black July 14, 2003

Chetta teeth

When a persons teeth have been neglected proper care that a yellow build up has developed on to the teeth.

Guy 1:"Did you see her teeth?"
Guy 2:"Nah, what's wrong wit em?"
Guy 1:"She gots Chetta teeth."
Guy 2:"Ahahaha, that nasty!"

by miggula November 26, 2007

dick-teeth

A guy who has crooked teeth due to giving orally to other men.

"That guy totally has dick-teeth!"
"Freddie Mercury has a serious case of dick-teeth."

by pss121 March 22, 2009

texthap

A txt-messaging mishap. When txt messaging someone and autocorrect changes your txt message to create a horribly wrong message. But you click send anyway because you're a goddamn SMS ninja. :-/

Near texthap - what I was trying to type: "Kick some ass, stud!" - auto-corrected right before send: "Lick some ass, stud!"

by eastBayGrease October 21, 2010

teeth mittens

When you wake up with such a dry mouth that it feels like you have mittens on your teeth. Occurs when sleeping with your mouth open during a cold or drinking too much.

How was the party?
I got so hammered last night I have a screaming headache and a full set of teeth mittens.

by spirotot May 14, 2014

Teeth in your ass

When you got either someone eating your ass or when you shove dentures up your ass.

It can also be used as a greeting.

Ex.1 Your friend just lost a game in league if legends.
Friend: FUCK THIS GAME IT'S TRASH.
You: What do you got? teeth in your ass?

Ex.2 What's up, got teeth in your ass?
Just take George Washington's wooden dentures and SHOVE them up your ass

by Thurluvlok January 17, 2018