Telekenesis

Literally, to move something from a distance (tele meaning from a distance, kenesis meaning motion).

I have the power of telekenesis, so i threw a car at my sister.

I pushed a ball with a stick which, by defintion, is telekenesis.

by mercethemerciless November 23, 2009

Telesto

A very popular fusion rifles from the game Destiny / Destiny 2. An iconic weapon that fires off tiny purple fireworks that explode after a short delay. Sort of like explosive diarrhea when you think its finally stopped. Players often like to rhyme the guns name with other words.

Person 1: Hey dude, what's your favorite fusion rifle?
Person 2: Telesto, its the besto.

by Atlas_975 October 10, 2018

telephonitis

A common disorder precipitated by the overconsumption of alcohol causing the hammered sufferer to reach out by phone to every last person in their telephone contact list.

In a state of tragic undeniable pathos, a bad case of telephonitis drove her to make attempt after attempt to communicate absolutely nothing of importance with seriously shitfaced unintelligible slurring and an endless flood of tears!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2020

teletinkle

(tel-ee-ting-kuhl) n. The sound a cell phone makes when receiving a call. A cell phone's ringtone.

"Hey man, Did you download that sweet new Green Day teletinkle ?"
"nah, not yet"

I didn't like the teletinkles my phone came with so I downloaded some new ones.

by The Shizphactory February 29, 2008

telekeballsis

The feeling a man gets in his genetalia, specifically his balls, when he see's another man get hit in the junk. Typically a very bad feeling, much like actually being hit in the nuts, usually accompanied by a cringe and moan.

When I saw Mike get hit in the nuts with that mallet, i cringed with the worst case of telekeballsis. I feel your pain Mike!

by Curtis Simpson January 2, 2006

teleconference

A method utilized by corporations to escalate bureaucracy.

Let's schedule a teleconference to discuss how we can more efficiently schedule teleconferences

by michael February 23, 2005

telehost

a television personality who seemingly performs the duties of a journalist but whose "interviews" involve condescending political attacks on non-Western leaders, and "serious" sit-downs with famous vacant personalities such as Britney Spears. A telehost is generally unintelligent, uninformed, has an agenda (instead of being impartial as a journalist should be), uses journalism as a means toward fame and fortune, and has no detectable journalistic integrity.

"Let's get the obvious out of the way on this one: Diane Sawyer is a low-grade telehost who has the intelligence of a doormat... -- excerpt from The Saccharinist entry "Round 2: Ahmadinejad vs. Sawyer"

Examples include Diane Sawyer, Christiane Amanpour, Bill O'Reilly, and well, most of the idiots on American news channels.

by Saccharinist December 14, 2008