A point in time after an excessive amount of alcohol has been consumed, and the person that has consumed the alcohol blows chunks, or throws up. Basically, not being able to hack the amount of alcohol that has been consumed and being a party foul.
Jonathan: "Dude did you see Daniel jockin on that one chick Michelle at Peter's party last night?"
Soomin: "Yea dude, too bad he tooled out and knocked out so he couldnt talk to her anymore."
Soomin: "Yea dude, too bad he tooled out and knocked out so he couldnt talk to her anymore."
by Soomin April 9, 2008
Get the tooled out mug.The guy who can't really help you fix the car you are working on or anything else for that matter. So to make them feel like they are worth anything at all you allow them to get you the tools you need for the job. Which is your first mistake cause this person is to much of a tard to know what tool you are talking about so you end up having to get it yourself.
Me: Hey can you hand me a Phillips Screwdriver and some Channel Locks.
Tool Bitch: Sure thing buddy ole pal... Phillips are the flat ones right? And what do Channel locks look like?
Me: Jesus dude, forget it. Can you just hand me the box cutter right there..
Tool Bitch: Here, but what do you need that for?
Me: My wrists.
Tool Bitch: Sure thing buddy ole pal... Phillips are the flat ones right? And what do Channel locks look like?
Me: Jesus dude, forget it. Can you just hand me the box cutter right there..
Tool Bitch: Here, but what do you need that for?
Me: My wrists.
by cool cool. April 16, 2010
Get the Tool Bitch mug.1) Some one who is more than a tool, They just keep adding more things to make them more of a tool.
2) Usually a girl, but not exclusively, who continually dates unsuitable people and hence bags tools. Therefore they are a tool bagger. I.e they are collecting tools.
3) An individual within the tool manufacturing industry whos job it is to bag the tools. E.G they must bag all the tools into a tool kit before sale to the public.
2) Usually a girl, but not exclusively, who continually dates unsuitable people and hence bags tools. Therefore they are a tool bagger. I.e they are collecting tools.
3) An individual within the tool manufacturing industry whos job it is to bag the tools. E.G they must bag all the tools into a tool kit before sale to the public.
1) "hey Tony can you believe that guy? what a tool!"
"Dude he is a tool bagger"
2)"have you seen who Janice is going out with now. he is such a loser!"
"Yeah Janice is such a tool bagger"
3)"Hey man nice to meet you, what do you do?"
"Ah not much, by day i'm a tool bagger"
"Dude he is a tool bagger"
2)"have you seen who Janice is going out with now. he is such a loser!"
"Yeah Janice is such a tool bagger"
3)"Hey man nice to meet you, what do you do?"
"Ah not much, by day i'm a tool bagger"
by The Dogs Bollocks January 31, 2009
Get the Tool Bagger mug.Someone who isn't a bad person himself, but isn't invited to any gathering because he always brings complete tools along with him.
"Did you tell Aaron about the BBQ?"
"Naw, I would but he's a bit of a tool belt. He always brings that James guy along who is a big, fat fun-liability."
"Oh God, you mean that suburbanite with the barbed wire tattoo who pissed on your curtains while yelling something about 'thug life'?"
"That's the one."
"Naw, I would but he's a bit of a tool belt. He always brings that James guy along who is a big, fat fun-liability."
"Oh God, you mean that suburbanite with the barbed wire tattoo who pissed on your curtains while yelling something about 'thug life'?"
"That's the one."
by Skisher321 January 18, 2009
Get the Tool Belt mug.Worse than a tool, worse than a tool box, worse than a tool shed. A tool shed factory is so awful that simply hanging out with them makes you a tool shed.
Brent:"Why did that girl just call me a tool shed? I didn't even do anything wrong!"
Ashley:"Clearly it's because you were hanging out with that tool shed factory, Mark!"
Brent:"Well, hell if I ever hang out with him again!"
Ashley:"Clearly it's because you were hanging out with that tool shed factory, Mark!"
Brent:"Well, hell if I ever hang out with him again!"
by McEffinFly October 6, 2009
Get the Tool Shed Factory mug.aka a Curnock. A person (usually male) who hides his feelings by acting like a complete dick'ed or 'tool'. He will happily abuse and insult his friends by doing stupid, immature impressions of them - but using the same voice and facial expression for each person. He is also known for agreeing to do something or go somewhere, but then jibbing it at the last minute - leaving the other person/people hanging.
by BT.MASSIVE September 16, 2010
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