Ton

The weight of Alex’s mom.
Oh shit, Alex baby! I weigh as much as a car!

Ton = The wait for Alex’s mom
by Psychos! September 19, 2020
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by Kerman jones March 14, 2017
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by ABigPotato November 23, 2021
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Tons

That girl’s so hot, I wanna lick her tons so bad
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Ton

A word normally used in place of no in Southern African communities especially Zimbabwean private schools. It could also be used in place of the word not.
"I am ton going to play tomorrow, I busted my knee last week."

"Are you dating Yami?"
"Ton,"
by ThatOan August 17, 2023
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Tons

A girl who’s genarally a nice person, hardly gets into drama with anyone. Funny afff, falls in love way too easily and is a true friend. Too affectionate, touches your shoulder if she’s not that close to you, gives you a kiss if she is. Physically attractive too.
I think I like Tons. She’s so nice
by Dreamcatcher9 August 16, 2018
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Daniel Tonning

Literal god. Him. Better than losers named ayddan.
Daniel Tonning is GOD
by Deamon King October 09, 2023
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