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Hank

Hank can mean anything. Literally anything. You can replace anything with Hank.
He’s Hank
Who is Hank
Where is Hank
WHERE AM I?!
I gotta go Hank y’all have fun hanking. Hank”
by iamanunknownperson October 6, 2022
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Hank Skoe

If your the guy who fucks anything that walks and has been with more then 10 girls you didnt know their name, you might be a Hank Skoe.
by SoooooCALI619 September 8, 2011
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Hank

A Hank is the most precious person you will ever meet. He is cute and makes you smile when you see his face. He is like a baby. He is the bast friend you could ever meet. He will tend to spend more time around girls than boys. When you see him you will want to hug him forever. His fashion sense is amazing. When he can he will wear a bow tie.
"Have you seen Hank today?"

"Yeah, why is he wearing a tie?"
by DarriDork534 April 18, 2019
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Hank

Poverty-stricken, lacking money to live at the global standard. Devoid of possessions or wealth; poor or inferior
I feel bad for that guy he’s so hank
Wow that was a very hank move

Hank is so hank
by LilDreidl November 11, 2019
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Hank

A Player/Pimp Hanks are not nice and demand to be worshiped. Hanks aren’t players, players kiss ass

Roots- Sacramento
Brandons a hank. He has a hank way
by Cali1707 February 27, 2022
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hanks break

The act of pausing a Tom Hanks Movie in order to crank one out, therefore releasing the nervous energy created by watching such a talented Actor.
"It took me 7 1/2 hours to get through Saving Private Ryan, just one Hanks Break after another"
by Harry kidace September 5, 2016
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Hank Hill syndrome

Hank Hill syndrome is a medical condition characterized by having a narrow urethra. A male with Hank Hill syndrome will often require additional time to urinate, and will have a majorly reduced chance of impregnation via sexual intercourse.
"Everyone was shocked when my mother became pregnant with me. Many people thought she must have cheated. Because my father has Hank Hill syndrome, he has a narrow urethra."
by moobm'n May 26, 2023
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