Magic sword

A dick

I have to go whip out the magic sword lmao

by Bk is a bitch April 1, 2020

dual swording

The act of using two swords in a sword fight. Often times, you have to be generally skilled in order to participate in dual swording. (Unless you want to stab yourself in the chest.)

1. You should of seen that guy; he was dual swording like a pro!

by Sir Terry May 5, 2014

Sword sisters

Like "eskimo brothers" but for gals. Girlfriends who have banged the same dude at different times and are quite cordial about it.

"You slept with him too? We're sword sisters now, bitch!"

by Thatothergirltho April 10, 2019

liquid swords

When two males piss and make their streams cross.

When i piss next to my friends we always play liquid swords, but it sucks when my shoes get wet and I smell like piss at the bar.

by pecker peeker December 13, 2012

rusty sword

Dried, yet stilled brown, dog shit, found lying on the lawn or side of a footpath.

"AAAAH! Rusty sword!"

"e.. GAD!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 25, 2003

Sword Lesbian

A transwoman lesbian with a dick.

Martha, you're getting old. When will you give me grandchildren?
Mom, I told you, I'm a lesbian. I don't want men.
How about that sword lesbian on the first floor?

by Twirling_Alpaca_2137 March 9, 2022

fire & sword

Synonymous with "by any means neccessary", except that fire & sword implies that there will be violence ensuing.

"By fire & sword we shall rid Germany of the Jews"



--Guess who?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004