Stretched Hole Syndrome

The time after, or during, a large shit. Also used for post buttsex. Generally painful.

(guy taking a shit) "oh god this is gonna leave me with some real stretched hole syndrome!"

(girl gettin it in the butt) "Oh baby you are giving me such bad stretched hole syndrome"

by Scurvy Dan July 7, 2010

home stretch

The point in your work shift you stop being as ...productive as you were earlier (slacking off, flirting with that hot chick in customer services, etc). Usually the last hour, hour and a half.

Classy Employee #1: Dude, we got an hour left. We're in the home stretch now!
Classy Employee #2: Wanna go outside and smoke plants?

by Genericist July 6, 2009

anus stretcher

When four seperate men grab four metal poles. They proceed to shove them up a person's ass, and each of them run in a different direction.

Joe was behaving in such a manner that would constitute him receiving an anus stretcher.

by BrettyH February 13, 2003

Stitches

A store in Canada with fashionable clothing, that isn't overly priced like Ambercrombie and Fitch. Common for teenagers.

Person 1: Wow, I love your clothes! How much did they cost?
Person 2: All together 50$
Person 1: That's how much my top cost! Where did you buy those?
Person 2: Stitches

by Allison4321 November 22, 2009

Stretch Marks

Something that is totally disgusting and I feel fat having them, I'm too afraid to be touched for fear of rejection.

They appear on Your Hips, breasts, arms and behind the knees. Stretch Marks Suck.

by runawayhoe July 14, 2009

stitching a deuce

When you knock someone unconscience and tie their hands behind their back. From here you take a shit in their mouth, and sew their mouth up. As they awaken, they will gag and throw up in their mouth, choking them and burning the inside of the throat; resulting in death.

John is stitching a deuce in P-Nap.

by Jooee Kerr February 12, 2008

stretch arm strong

A great hardcore band that has its roots in both the Punk and metal.

by ace November 6, 2003