Never Stress

Term popularized by fans of "Goatis," a raw carnivore and primal lifestyle advocate
Typically used in niche tiktok's showcasing raw meat on a wooden cutting board or a male walking barefoot in nature.
Means to keep your cortisol levels as low as possible even if it means negating moderate to intense physical activity, or any experience which may result in an acute rise in cortisol levels

Person 1: Bro I'm going to go on a run at 6AM, and complete a cold plunge and head to the gym after, wanna come?
Person 2: Nah bro, I'm sunning my testes and eating raw steak by the river, never stress!

by Jekc1029 July 2, 2025

dumb stressed

stressed over something that you really shouldn’t be stressing about

I’m dumb stressed over this crush

by therazzliestdazzliest May 24, 2018

Aloura at AUSTRALIA but I hope she doesn’t stress herself out.

Aloura at AUSTRALIA but I hope she doesn’t stress herself out.

Aloura at AUSTRALIA but I hope she doesn’t stress herself out.

by syafinaz? October 17, 2023

no stress arrest

when u commit a crime but then the cop starts catching feels and lets you go

“She’s lucky that he let her off with a no stress arrest!”

by leon kuwata is the only ginger May 1, 2020

stress dump

in which people stress you out so much, you feel the need to poop

you're making me so angry, I need to stress dump

by chukealuke October 7, 2015

comedicly stressful

this is when some ones humor causes an elephant so suddenly appear in the room.
although that doesn't mean it wasnt funny enough to blow some ones cover.
its the kind of funny that makes you not want to laugh because of how profound the cloud that just loomed over is. everyone's stressors are different.

dark humour is often comedicly stressful.

by Knawlyge February 10, 2017

terminal stress

Terminal stress is the maximum amount of stress attainable at any given time. The caused can be personal, professional distress, or a combination of the two. Often triggered an astronomical workload or by the ratio of preparedness to approaching deadlines.

I have so many projects due next Friday I’ve hit terminal stress.

by Rural.Juror November 18, 2019