Staplerred

the action of performing a drive-by style attack on coworkers in an office setting by rolling your chair past their cubicle and throwing large items such as staplers, hole punches, or paperweights at them to mark your turf or to intimidate them. can be accompanied by a terrifying battle cry or done by stealth attack.

dude, L just staplerred that new guy in the face! he's totally her bitch now!

by Chad Zappa December 5, 2013

stanyl

She is beautiful and sweet. She can be a bitch if you make her mad and doesn't take shit from anyone. Piss her off once and she will repay you 100 times worse. She's someone you will love immediately but don't make her mad.

Look at that dog! "I know it's such a Stanyl"

by Tortilla owl January 24, 2014

Soapy Handshake

An expected embrace that leaves one desiring more.

I took Emily out for a fancy dinner and all I got was a soapy handshake.

by ThunderChief November 27, 2014

Staptual

A man who has a short pointy member

Samuel don't go pointing that filthy staptual over here!

by Kris Carne May 19, 2015

soapy brow

when a girl receives a facial the semen forms a unibrow on her

John gave me a soapy brow last night

by jaunathon January 30, 2016

Soapy Chicken

Soapy Chicken is a slang word for vagina
Often used in small schools

"Hey, I pounded that tight soapy chicken last night, it was great!"

by weird ass definitions March 22, 2016

Stacy Schiavone

Classic Mom

Stacy Schiavone is a classic mom.
Stacy Schiavone likes to be very strict.

by Hello dude06 August 19, 2016