Spud

Spud; a phrase commonly used to insult someone younger and less experienced than you, it can also be used to insult yourself. When the phrase spud is used it can be seen as either casual banter or an extreme insult that may cause the recipient to cry or receive traumatic flashbacks. Spud is an all rounder insult, it can be used to say someone is inexperienced or annoying. When referring to yourself as a spud it can mean you feel or have done something stupid or did an act of cringiness.

Synonyms are: noob, fuck head, stupid, cringy, annoying, rookie, uncultured

"You look like such a spud with that hat on."

"I felt like such a spud the other day when I played mine craft."

"Ugh, I'm such a spud. I got a D on my math test"

"John, you're such a spud at fortnite."

by Milfredodoeswords June 22, 2018

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A name for a stoned bloke, typically a unit. occurs by suffering immense brain damage from significant consumption of alcohol and drugs and achieving a half vegetable state.

See also; fried cunt, aussie legend

person 1: Oi old mate Jerry got fried on the weekend, he snorted so much shit that he's been hospitalised
Person 2: What a fucking Spud cunt

by avinabeer December 10, 2018

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