The Spongebob

When you shove a pineapple up your partners ass.

S- 'This pineapple has been sitting out in the sun for a while. You think I should chuck it in the bin?'
A- 'NO! Haven't you heard The Spongebob is trending?'
S- 'What the hell is that?'
A- 'Bend over and you'll find out'

by lemonwedge12 May 2, 2018

Spontaneous Love

When one day you aren't in the least bit attracted to them, and the next, it seems like you can't live without them. So you screw over all your other friends to be with, look at, and hit on her. Your friends will probably not like the part where they all get screwed over.

I went on a band trip with some friends, and Danielle was there. At first, i didn't think anything about her, i didn't even like her. Usually, i was sort of unkind to her and didn't pay her much attention, but when i looked at her later that day, i noticed for the first time how truly beautiful she is, both physically and mentally (hence the term, spontaneous love. so i blew off my friends for the rest of the weekend just so i could get to know her better. She is the Most amazing person i have ever met in my entire life. the feelings i have when i am with her are the best i have ever felt. not like i wanted to f*** her or anything, but just that i wanted to hold her and spend time with her.

by Walrusboy December 12, 2005

Spongebob Squarepants

the coolest cartoon besides the simpson's. a reason to lose maturity. see squidward.

i'm stupid, i watch spongebob.

by 251 whodi July 13, 2003

spontanudity

Noun: The state of getting buck nekkid without warning or forethought - often in a group setting, by choice and under the influence of alcohol. Derived from "nudity" and "spontaneity"

One minute we were all drinking, the next I was getting the red eye from Sean, the master of spontanudity.

by Fenderama! November 14, 2006

SpongeBob SquarePants

His name is 'SpongeBob SquarePants', not 'Spongebob Squarepants', goddamnit. Same spelling as his show.

'Christyanne' (not 'ChristyAnne'), but 'SpongeBob' (not 'Spongebob').

``Are you ready kids?
--Aye, Aye Cap-tain!!
``I can’t heeeear you!
--Aye, Aye Captain

``Oooooh, Who lives in a pineapple, under the sea?
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``Absorbant-and-yellow, and *por*ous iz he!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``If nautical nonsense, he’s some-thing you wish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants
``Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!

``Ready?
-`'SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!


-`'SpongeBob SquarePants,
-`'Spongebob Squarepants,
``Spuuuunj-Baawwwwwwb, Skware-Pääääääääääntss!!!

`` *chuckling*

by Victor Van Styn August 19, 2005

spongle

When someone is a bit of a general idiot and or generally not very bright. Can also mean looking or doing something a bit daft. Bit like being a spoon.

She's a bit of a spongle.

I look a right spongle when I dance....

by c1187600 February 20, 2007

spongebob

A sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. He works at the krusty krab. His friends are Sandy, Patrick and many more in the deep blue sea. He loves making krabby patties which are loved by many. He loves jelly fishing too. He wears square pants. He has a pet snail named Gary. He can't seem to get his boating licences. He's in a cartoon so look it up, very funny.

SpongeBob SquarePants is friends with Patrick Star and they enjoy jelly fishing in the deep blue sea.

by my name is confidential April 23, 2014