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Smoking a Strif

A Joint consisting of 1/3 tobacco 1/3 cannibus sativa 1/3 salvia divinorum
Rolling a Strif is easy. Smoking a Strif is brave.
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Smoking Convention

When 4 or more people smoke. This also would include the vortex bong.
Stoney Alfred: Hey guys do you guys want to go to the Planthouse?

Dentist Alfred: oh your tooth is bothering you, free drill Errr.

Disco Alfred: Don't you guys have that dancing mood.(proceeds to disco)

Alfred: Stupid Stoney Alfred were already in the planthouse. This makes it a smoking convention.

Homer Simpson: Here i brought the vortex bong.
Mr.Chimps:Cheep Cheep free credit.
by Mr.chimps January 22, 2009
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smoking a stick

i got a blunt wrap so in a minute i will be smoking a stick
by crow valley bloods April 12, 2009
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Dick Smoking

When one dick just ain't enough!!!

Usually gay guyz that love to suck much more than one dick on any given day or night.
"Fuck!" "Your mouth smells like a dirty fuck'n urinal!"

"Yeh I've been Dick Smoking all night man!" "I can barely feel my jaw!"

"You go to Club 80?"

"Yeh man, place was crawling with dick smokes!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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sporking

Having sex while in the spooning position. Similar to doggy style, but less upright. For lazy people, or those who really really really love to spoon.
I was too lazy last night to get up and start screwing her; instead, we decided on sporking.
by Giant Peach December 28, 2005
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smoking on keisha

Keisha is that burnt weed that you saved when you're running low.
Bro are we out of that kush?

Bro: yeah we gon be smoking on keisha
by Frankie707 August 19, 2014
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smoking bone

An variation of "bone smoker". Nothing more or nothing less. All of the douchebags whose lame ass attempt to be funny or just totally wrong in defining smoking bone are probably themselves "bone smokers". Or if you prefer "smoking bone".
Monica Lewinsky was really into the act of "smoking bone" of the former President William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton.
by stiffy_allan March 16, 2010
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