splint

puting a toothpick under someones big toe and makeing them kick a wall

"boy dont make me splint you"

by your mom is da bomb January 4, 2010

splunk

not the act of cave exploring, actually the noise of a big terd hitting the water in the toilet. these terds usually clog it

Damn my terd was so huge it felt like it was leavin me sideways! i knew it was huge when i heard it splunk

by Cory W. November 14, 2005

sluntrag

A cunt-rag who is a slut. (see slunt)

My mother made me do community service... that sluntrag.

by Robert Haudoin December 11, 2003

Spunt

To having spent.

I didn't want to spunt that much money.

I spunt all my energy on the football field.

by pocketwizard1978 May 7, 2010

splurt

To utter or say something

He was caught by surprise and all he could do was splurt out "Oop, I'm sorry."

by Franklin Delanore Roosevelt November 10, 2006

Spunt

Adjective:
1. The past tense of spun both urban and formal. Implying a sense of disorientation due to stupidity or intoxication of any form.
2. The state of being confused or mentally disassociated from the norm. The state of ones mental ability or lack thereof.
3. To be ironic and/or humorous when implying that both yourself and the subject are mentally compromised.

Commonly used in conjunction with either adjective "correctly" or "incorrectly", but other synonyms are correct as well.

Only someone as incorrectly spunt as him could make such a rookie mistake.

After a long night out she was far too spunt incorrectly to work in the morning.

His tough break-up had clearly spunt him the wrong way.

My friend was finally spunt correctly after he had a good nights rest.

Whatever they gave him had spunt him very wrongly.

He merily declared his mate was clearly spunt incorrectly in the head after tripping over his own two feet.

by SpyguyScribe May 11, 2009

spunta

once again, another word for sperm

My ballbag is full of spunta

by bird69 November 16, 2005