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Splong!
{Pronounced (sp-long)}
The game is played to 11 (must have 2 points over the opponent to win.) Must use hands and nothing else for personal benefit
1. The first serve must be tossed over the top net and hit the opponent’s side
2. You have 2 attempts for the serve, if you fail both attempts a point will be given to the Opposing team (failed attempt= touches the net, goes anywhere other than over the top net, and/or does not reach the opponent’s side)
3. After the serve, the ball is to be thrown or hit in any way possible as long as it passes through the middle of the nets to the opponent’s side.
4. The ball must hit the opposite side of the table to make a point if the ball does not touch the opponent’s half, the opponent will take point
5. The ball may only be held for no more than 1.5 sec.
6. The ball may bounce just once on the ground, but must be slapped or hit through the middle of the 2 nets (Cannot grab/hold the ball after the ball touches the ground)
7. If you punch the ball it may go over the top net (any other type of hit going over the top net other than with a fist will result in a point for the opponent)
8. to set up the game get 2 poles and put them on the net of the ping-pong table then add 2 ping pong nets and your all set
Splong!
{Pronounced (sp-long)}
The game is played to 11 (must have 2 points over the opponent to win.) Must use hands and nothing else for personal benefit
1. The first serve must be tossed over the top net and hit the opponent’s side
2. You have 2 attempts for the serve, if you fail both attempts a point will be given to the Opposing team (failed attempt= touches the net, goes anywhere other than over the top net, and/or does not reach the opponent’s side)
3. After the serve, the ball is to be thrown or hit in any way possible as long as it passes through the middle of the nets to the opponent’s side.
4. The ball must hit the opposite side of the table to make a point if the ball does not touch the opponent’s half, the opponent will take point
5. The ball may only be held for no more than 1.5 sec.
6. The ball may bounce just once on the ground, but must be slapped or hit through the middle of the 2 nets (Cannot grab/hold the ball after the ball touches the ground)
7. If you punch the ball it may go over the top net (any other type of hit going over the top net other than with a fist will result in a point for the opponent)
8. to set up the game get 2 poles and put them on the net of the ping-pong table then add 2 ping pong nets and your all set
by Mason Wolfe December 30, 2021
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Player 2: Yeah bro, no wonder why the GCatts won
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When tiredness overrules societal rules, and full sleep is achieved in random or shockingly uncomfortable places.
When tiredness overrules societal rules, and full sleep is achieved in random or shockingly uncomfortable places.
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Wow, that’s one awkward sploot…he’s gonna wake up with some weird lines.
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