Spanish or Vanish

Said by some shitty ass green bird/owl if you don’t do your lessons. It claims Duolingo’s main language is Spanish. So that’s why the shitty asshole says SPANISH OR VANISH YOU STUPID HEAD
Me: decides I studied enough Japanese for the day
Duolingo:
Spanish or Vanish and btw beg for your family back in Japanese
Me: KU DA SA I
by AQUAR1US4LIF3 June 07, 2023
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spanish shower

To puke during sexual act, or vomit on somebody else's genitals with sexual pourposes.
Hey, girl, let's do a spanish shower? You puke on my chest while I jerk off.

Another example:
You throw up on my dick! Now lick it bitch!
by sblerghs March 10, 2003
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Jungle Spanish

jungle spanish (lower class, dirty spanish) is usually spoken by dominicans, puerto ricans, cholos (l.a. hispanics) and cubans. Jungle Spanish consisits of english and U.S. ghetto slang mixed with spanish.

it is looked down upon regular spanish speakers
"yo vato loco, whatchu be sayin about my jaina, ese!"; a great example of jungle spanish
by caliiiforniaaalooove October 05, 2010
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Spanish Inquisition

A term in Texas Hold Em' poker that refers to holding pocket 3's. The basis is that they aren't the lowest pockets, but are close enough that high betting with a 3 in the common cards will lead no one to believe you have trips. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
<Player 1> "Flush, Ace high!"
<Player 2> "Full house, 3's full of Jacks"
<Player 1> "Damn, I didn't think you had pocket 3's"
<Player 2> "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
by SaleenS7TT April 09, 2008
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Spanish Wheelbarrow

When you go home with a fat Spanish girl and you have to put her legs on your shoulders in a heaving motion.
So last night Paul and Monica went back to her apartment for the night after a riveting Tinder Date.

Monica: "Hey Paul, ever done the Spanish Wheelbarrow?"

Paul: "You know I can't do that again, I haven't got the chest muscles for it!"

Monica: sighs.
by BumTickle May 27, 2018
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Spanish toe

"dude that Mexican has a Spanish toe"
"I know"
by Elona+rossum November 22, 2012
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Spanish inquisition

A very sudden and unexpected diahrea that is very fluid and explosive. Often leaks through the butthole
I was eating dinner and then felt the Spanish inquisition coming, so i fled to the toilet but it was too late.
by OFFWORLDSHRIMP March 30, 2023
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