Sober Irishman

A hilarious joke. There isn't a sober irishman out there.

My dad is 100% irish- he's drunk all the time. He's always rambling about a Sober Irishman- that's when we have to help him get in bed.

by sniperkitty November 29, 2011

no shower, no sober

Originally coined while highly intoxicated during camping, "No Shower, No Sober" is the motto used by true savages and is a fool-proof way to have an insane time.

"No Shower, No Sober" refers to when a large group of people do not shower or sober up for a period of three or more days. Massive quantities of alcohol are required.

"The line for the showers is hella long, I don't want to wait..."

"Well, fuck that shit anyway, mate. No shower, no sober!"

by Elenitsa August 18, 2006

Sober

A derogatory term for boring people.

*Guy walks into a bar*
Bartender: What can I get you this evening?
Guy: I'll just have a glass of water, thanks.
Bartender: Why so sober?

by Davidsftwk September 7, 2012

soberish

The act of being less drunk than the rest of your friends.

Dude, why are you being so soberish? It's a Party!

by familyguy007 February 11, 2010

sober

when you drink or get high and the effects go away overtime

“yeah i was high but now im sober bro”

by lakesidequan March 9, 2019

Sobe

1. A males reproductive juice. (Sperm) or (cum).

2. The Sauce.

3. Also known as Jesus Juice (Sobe)

WOW! i gave that girl all my Sobe.

That squirrel Sobed all over that big titted 85 year old woman!

Aye! girl you got some Sobe on the side of your face, and it ain't mine!

by samdannathanabe April 25, 2008

Sober Drunk

When you havent had anything to drink, but you're acting in a way that makes you look completely smashed. When a girl, typically named Ttephanie is completely sober, but is acting so ridiculous that her friends say she's Sober Drunk.

friend: Ttephanie, Why are you dancing on that table? You havent had anything to drink!

Ttephanie: I'm Sober Drunk!!

by Winnifer October 20, 2010