soft swerve

This is the act of getting your swerve on in a less obvious way, but in just as an impressive and enjoyable way.

No one was aware of how much fun and trouble April had gotten into last night since she is all about the soft swerve.

by von groovy September 2, 2017

soft five

1. what a man has, when he's both a grower AND a shower (i.e. not YOU, shorty!)
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.

1. That nigga's gotta soft five, no wonder I can't compete!
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 18, 2018

Soft Knobber

Giving a blow job aka knobber to a dude with a flaccid penis.

I had the worst whiskey dick last night so she gave me an incredible soft knobber.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Soft Drink

A phrase used mostly in the Aberdeen/Aberdeenshire area of Scotland meaning weed.

*in public space with snitches*
-“pal have you got the soft drinks”
-“aye mate we’re getting on it tonight”

by JKBRSN July 11, 2018

soft diagnosis

A sensible diagnosis that has not yet been confirmed through comprehensive testing.

My cat has a soft diagnosis of cancer but I can’t afford all the tests to see for sure.

by bashasrus666 June 6, 2018

SOFT MILKSHAKE

a blow job on a not erect penis

How was your date with Sally last night?
It was ok, she wasn't really hot so she gave me a soft milkshake

by softmilkshake December 17, 2017

soft vanilla

Another name for a sexy white or white passing queer woman. Women who are called this are often incredibly thicc, and their sex life is never considered normal.

Soft Vanilla, lemme get a piece of that ass.

by The Original Soft Vanilla May 8, 2018