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soft diagnosis

A sensible diagnosis that has not yet been confirmed through comprehensive testing.
My cat has a soft diagnosis of cancer but I can’t afford all the tests to see for sure.
by bashasrus666 June 6, 2018
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soft five

1. what a man has, when he's both a grower AND a shower (i.e. not YOU, shorty!)
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.
1. That nigga's gotta soft five, no wonder I can't compete!
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 18, 2018
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Soft soaped

One who ejaculates when the penis is flacid i.e Soft soapin
"Man that bitch was so hot I soft soaped"
by Ty Baker November 5, 2011
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soft bro

A term used to describe a straight man, often white, who has done the work to deconstruct toxic masculinity, but is still a bro. Their social environment consists of queer women, gay man, and other soft bros.

Visually soft bros appear identical to regular bros and can often be found wearing a Patagonia jacket, short, and a cap. Unlike regular bros, they are well read, aren't assholes, and understand their privilege in society.

Just like regular bros, soft bros can be found in taverns and dive bars, drinking beers all- day -long, imbibing bottomless mimosas during brunch, and enjoying cocktails before dinner on a weeknight. Though, they will take pains to remind you non-alcoholic options are totally cool too.
"Last night Martin and I went to watch a documentary about LGBTQIA immigration policies in the US and then we hit the bar and had like at least 15 beers. He's such a soft bro! He even let me borrow his Patagonia jacket cause it was SO chilly out! He only said two problematic things all evening."
by Jolene in the bay August 12, 2023
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Soft-ghost

Like ghosting, except instead of completely dropping communication, decreasing communication by around 99%
“Ugh, mark is totally soft-ghosting me. We used to constantly talk daily, now he only sends me like one snap a day.”
by Miabia October 15, 2021
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Walk soft

I try to walk soft and not rock the boat.
by John Kitus February 19, 2012
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Soft Knobber

Giving a blow job aka knobber to a dude with a flaccid penis.
I had the worst whiskey dick last night so she gave me an incredible soft knobber.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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