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soup shower

when one places some sort of soup or stock making medium in the shower head of another persons shower for a practical joke. when the person who owns the shower turns on the shower it spews soup or stock depending on the ingredient. both bouillion and stock cubes can be used aswell as cup of soups of unused packets of supernoodle/ramen noodle powder.
man i just soup showered johnny ferrier and he caught a rash afterwards
by The Irish Skipper May 6, 2009
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Half-Hour Sit Down Shower

The Ultimate Hangover cure.
The morning after partying a little too hard, you go into the shower intending on waking yourself up, but find yourself too tired and sit down.
Can go from fifteen minutes to upwards of an hour (depending on how big your hot water tank is)
Nicki was so bombed last night she said the only cure this morning was a half-hour sitdown shower.

That hangover was so bad it required not one, but two half-hour sit down showers!
by The Kuce November 18, 2009
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tijuana shower

Instead of bathing, you spray your armpits and body with Right Guard and cheap cologne in hopes of disgusing your B O.
Hector must be afraid of the water because he only takes Tijuana showers.
by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006
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Shit - Shower - Shave

Chris, bro, you look like a homeless man. Did you even Shit - Shower - Shave?
by Mister Obious March 8, 2013
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Shower on a stick

Deodorant, usually applied liberally to mask the accumulation of grime over the past few days.
Damn it! Stephanie is coming over in 5 minutes and I haven't bathed in a week! Thank goodness for the ol' shower on a stick!
by cripes February 20, 2009
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shower hijack

When you start the shower in the morning to get it warm, but before you can get in, your significant other jumps in front of you.
This morning I started the shower to warm it up but my wife shower hijacked me
by diabolikal30 February 8, 2010
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snoverkill

A weather condition consisting of heavy snow after a snowpocalypse. This storm follows only days after the snowpocalypse which the city has yet to overcome from, perpetuating the mass panic and sense of despair.
Billy: "Hey, they finally plowed my street and I was able to dig my car out, fucking four days after the snowpocalypse"

Fred: "Better run out and get bread, milk and TP! We are getting another 20 inches tonight!"

Billy: "Fuck, that's snoverkill"
by LordMcWaffle February 9, 2010
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