Snoober

A slang word for snot and boogers

I don’t know what in the air or maybe it’s just the weather but I got the Snoobers

by Moose’s madness November 20, 2025

Kick (Snooker)

The explanation used by Snooker players after poor and/or missed shots

Before 'kicks' were in invented in 2009, players would have to admit to bad shots, and commentators would acknowledge poor play.

Statistically, since the invention of the 'kick' 100% of all bad shots have been affected by one.

Any bad shot can be explained by a 'kick'

There is no telling when you will get a 'kick' but everyone is due one at some point, the only way to avoid a 'kick' is by potting the ball succesfully.

Without 'kicks', never would a ball be missed.

Kick (Snooker):

A: balls. ive missed the pot by a good foot there

B: rotten luck - you must have had a big 'kick'

A: ah yes, that makes sense, bloody 'kicks' eh!

by twoinchtornado November 27, 2011

Bastard Snooker

A game played by the illegitimate consisting of multi-coloured balls and six pockets.

I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker

by Work Based Learner 2 January 21, 2015

Pink snoozer

When you knock a girl out in the middle of orgasm and cum in her eye giving her pink eye

All I remember is having sex and I woke up with a pink snoozer

by Lifter72 December 10, 2015

traffic snoozer

Some one stopped at a controlled intersection, with a green light thats on the phone and not paying attention and holding everyone behind them up.

Man I was late to work because of a traffic snoozer at 5th and main.

by DaCrushaa March 19, 2017

Southern snooter

A man ejaculates into a woman's face more specifically into her nose, she then inhales heavily snorting it through her nose into her mouth

I gave my girlfriend a southern snooter, her nose was dripping all night

by Peepeesauce556 May 2, 2017

Pooper scooper

Nut

No u pooper scooper

by No u nonce May 13, 2018