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Smoothie Walk

A walk consisting of flailing your legs behind one another while walking after you make a smoothie.
"guys the smoothies are done!"

*does the smoothie walk into the living room with smoothies in hand.
by Jordan Folkman February 23, 2009
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Innocent smoothie

Whilst indulging in anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea, you secretly ejaculate into their anus without telling them. The resulting mix of semen and faeces juice produced when they next defecate is known as an innocent smoothie.
"Dood, I nailed her in the butt and she sprayed an innocent smoothie all over the sheets!"
by Sodafreek November 6, 2009
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Smoothie

The act of removing all objects contained within a back pack, turning the back pack inside out, placing the objects back and zipping the bag up.

Often used in a public school called Upper Darby High School, which is in Delaware County , Pa (refer: Upper Darby)
Yesterday in Ms Robb's class I gave Aaron's Back pack a smoothie ... Which had les-go class of 2014~ written on it
by MonkeyManz June 2, 2013
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Smoochiguise

When someone is a smoochiguise, they are basically a tool. They try to get booty from girls, but fail. They usually have stupid jokes and think that they are the coolest kid around. If you spot a smoochiguise, it's best that you simply beat them up.

Smoochiguise origninated from the combination of Smooch, and Guise, the I stands for the sound a mentally challenged person makes. It is generally a derogatory term.
"Ha, you stupid smoochiguise!"

"Kit is a smoochiguise!"

"Smoochiguise annoy me"

"That kid Tommy is such a freakin' smoochiguise! I hate him!"

"That kids a smoochiguise? Guess we'd better beat him up."
by 1337y June 11, 2006
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Smoothitarian

A person who has a diet of only Smoothies.
Ashley Misklow, Matt Robinson and Christina Robinson are smoothitarians.
by GiraffeandPenguin January 5, 2011
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smoosh

to smoosh your GF's face.
can be communicated via emoji {👌}
often used to stop your GF mid-speech
GF: Did you remember to ta...
BF: 👌 {Smoosh}
GF: ...
by t-dawg677 June 1, 2016
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smoothin

P1: Hey what's up?
P2: Just smoothin.
by bsbob June 1, 2018
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