Smolulitus

A condition where you never get bigger.

My man struggles with smolulitus even after 5 years in the gym.

by Wot76 October 12, 2022

smollop

a quantity of something that is less than a dollop

"ey up maz, theres a smollop of cheese in t'fridge"

by vrcticaish October 24, 2022

Gab Smolders

A sweet young lady who loves to play video games and does videos on YouTube She has a cat named BB (Big Boss) and lives with her boyfriend Sean in Brighton!

"Have you seen Gab Smolders on YouTube?"

Yea I have, I love her series on Stardew Valley!

by Devilition June 16, 2021

smolish

One Ugly muthafucka! Uglier than ugly

Damnnnnn!!!!! That bitch is smolish!

by Chymya July 14, 2006

Smolded

Domination of one person/party over another in competition.

"Who won the game last night"? "Pfft... the Pacers got smolded man...they couldn't do anything".

by Eselle May 23, 2009

smollettry

Faking self-harm — associated with race, religion, or gender — to generate outrage and sympathy. Crying wolf to generate unwarranted minority victim status.

The man's smollettry, consisting of secretly spray painting racist graffiti on his own garage, created an outpouring of sympathy for him, and outrage by those opposed to bigotry.

by Ivanna Culito February 21, 2019

Smolka's Law

Corollary to Parkinson's Law, where ‘WORK EXPANDS SO AS TO FILL THE TIME AVAILABLE FOR ITS COMPLETION’ but how demand will always expand to meet supply.

Examples of Smolka's Law include but are not limited to: the amount of junk you possess depends on the amount of storage space you have, the number of cars on the road depends on how many roads there are and cheaper, new energy sources to overpopulation.

by Author Stephan Smolka May 26, 2009