Slumber tent

Pitching an erection in your underwear, particularly when waking.

What's that in your pants mate,

Oh No, I've got a full slumber tent this morning. Really need to whack it off.

by rtyuibgh June 26, 2010

slumpy wet crete

When a dude blows his load on a girl's face, she falls asleep to find it dried up in the morning.

ex. "Dude, I fucked sasha last night and she had slumpy wet crete on her face in the morning, nothing would get rid of that shit."

by Teemothy17 February 18, 2014

Dump Slump

A frustrating period of time where you are having either lasting constipation or are just all around not satisfied with the size. Especially when you can feel it coming but just can't seem to follow through. (Lasts from 2-5 days)

(Dale): After that chef boyardi chugging contest, I have been in the biggest Dump Slump
(Keith): Wah Wah Wahhhhhh

by CaptainHuge April 17, 2009

Golden Slumberer

A term used to describe those that are lulled to a peaceful sleep by the sound of syndicated Golden Girl episodes.

Before bed I always tune the laptop to Youtube, put on a Golden Girls playlist and drift away to sleep! I guess you could call me a Golden Slumberer!

by bmillaa May 1, 2010

Seven Month Slump

The seven month slump is a period in a relationship when a couple has been dating for seven months, the couple seem to be more on edge and uncomfortable with each other during this month. Usually causing fights, conflict and creating problems that simply aren't there. If a couple is able to make it through the seven month slump then they usually show great potential.

During the Seven Month Slump you may feel, disloyalty, distrust, poor judgement and such.

by One Who Knows More Than You April 7, 2011

On my Slumdog Shit

When you get several answers right on an exam, but only because you had outside knowledge from some personal experiences in the past.

Person 1: Yo, how the FUCK did you get 100% on that final??

Person 2: What can I say? I was on my Slumdog shit...good luck in summer school!!

Person 1: Fuck.

by KP3izzy January 2, 2013

slump

(noun) - a period of time (usu. months) you have gone (unwillfully) without sex

i'm in such a slump, i haven't gotten any in like 4 months :(

by shader March 10, 2003