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Take two beers and pop the slide 

To quit a job in dramatic fashion. Named after the flight attendant who got fed up, stole two beers, and popped the emergency slide.
Mike: Did you hear about David? He got so fed up at work that he punched his boss in the face and quit!

Bob: Wow, he really did take two beers and pop the slide.

Ice Cream Slide 

When the semen is about ready to ejaculate and then someone walks in causing you to stop during ejaculation so your semen will slide down your penis.
I had an Ice Cream Slide yesterday because my mom walked in just as I was about to ejaculate.

hit the slide 

To quit one's job in truly stunning fashion.
Steven Slater was fed up of working for a--holes, so he hit the slide.
hit the slide by dsfswdfsf August 10, 2010
Word of the Day on August 13, 2010

San Francisco Mud Slide 

Gay Anal Sex where the catcher cant hold his bowels and shits all over the pitcher
Unfortunately Steve took a San Francisco Mud Slide on Rick after Rick plowed into his Ass with his man meat

Kermit Sewer Slide 

Often sites and multiplayer games censor certain words and phrases in an effort to be ad-friendly or kid-friendly. As Commit Suicide is a common casualty of this moderation, this phrase is a way to bypass the filters.
*Jimmy and Dave are playing Roblox because the school banned various actually good video games*
Jimmy: Today is another wonderful day to be alive!
Dave: Go Kermit Sewer Slide

taco slide 

Pressing your boner against a wet clit and sliding up and down a little. So so for the men but the ladies love it.
She says "pull out for a minute and give me the taco slide, it's my favorite".
taco slide by Jeff McNabb August 28, 2007