Splaunter

When someone is so drunk that as they are walking they hit solid objects and are too intoxiacted to notice. They just keep on going.

That drunk chick just splauntered into the flower pot.

by LBatch December 24, 2010

Slunt

(Adjective) Sly, cunt.

Robin Hearts posted on Deb's facebook wall that she was going to be in town for her show. Deb "liked" it, but didn't show...Deb is a SLUNT...

by unowhothisis September 10, 2011

Slanty Baws

A Glaswegian colloquial term of endearment for Santa Claus/ St. Nicholas/ Father Christmas
A jolly, fat old bastard, who breaks into peoples houses every 24th December, steals all their cookies and milk, then leaves toys and gifts for young, spoiled, undeserving little fuckers more commonly known as "children".

Glesga slang : "Auld Slanty Baws will be emptyin his sack at ma gaff the night."

Translated into proper English "Jolly Old St. Nick will be visiting my house this evening to leave some festive gifts!!"

by Jeremiah Jobbylips December 27, 2011

Slunt

A sloppy cunt or a slushy cunt

Erin's had so much fuckbuddies shes gotta have a slunt

by Kobesta November 10, 2011

Slunt

A woman who is both a slut and a cunt. It is not important to posit whether one is slut first, then a cunt in a secondary capacity, or conversely an actual cunt, who did 14 days in jail for slut behavior and moral depravity. Physiologically, she is a marvel of efficiency with only three brain cells perched precariously atop her spinal cord. One for breathing, one for slutty comportment, and the other devoted uniquely to more cuntly behavior.

"Did you see the way that slunt poured the wine into the glass? She barely filled half the bowl of the glass.

by The Phoneme Curator January 29, 2014

Slunt

Slunt- when one is a slut but also a cunt.

Wow that Lucy is a slunt

by Craycraycray October 3, 2014

Slunt

A mixture between a slut and a cunt

"Man, Courtney is such a Slunt"

by LxrdAsvp March 18, 2015