a cool sharp one

Simply-put: The slang difinition for a long and painful shit.

"Where were you man?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I had to take a cool sharp one."

by Remtorik September 18, 2006

sharp and pearlies

Teeth. Patterned after "short and curlies" for pubes.

America is the world's number one denturocracy, where if you are even halfway serious you've got to have two perfect rows of sharp and pearlies.

by Fearman October 30, 2007

scarped

A nonsensical comment that abruptly ends a conversation like a car going over a cliff or a record scratch.

If you have been a victim of failed sarcasm, wit, or basic logic, you may have been scarped.

Man: My favorite band is Led Zeppelin, what's yours?
Woman: Grateful Dead Zeppelin
Man: Uh, what?

by Mr. Geologist September 28, 2013

sharpened dick

A fancy term for an erection of the male penis

"I just got a sharpened dick right now!"
"You could totally see Ezrens sharpened dick through his basketball shorts."

"You may think sharpened pencils are great, but I think sharpened dicks are amazing!"

by Smelshelmpofdoor August 16, 2017

Sharpie

1. (Noun) A sharpie is an instrument used for writing or arts and crafts.
2. (Noun) A sharpie is a great tool that can be used for masturbation by the ladies or even the guys if you are a weirdo.

I love using sharpies, they are the best for outlining.
Man I heard Alexa used her sharpie last night while she was finger painting.

by Caleb22Zepolboi November 23, 2018

Sarp Sarıoğlu

RAPİST, a male species which forces numerous people at times to grab his cock and wank it due to his family issues

Ps. May have serious chronical micro penis

Who raped her ?
Ah Sarp Sarıoğlu
Oh that makes sense

by Bröther January 3, 2019

Scarp

The act of a juvenile bigfeets beginning puberty carefully removing the bark from a sapling to attract a mate. After puberty the adult bigfeets will return to the area to check for females.

I’ve been waiting by this scarp for weeks and still haven’t seen hair or hide of him.

by Mc2left December 2, 2020