simple green

when a male uses a green objects (usually a vegetable of some sort) to penetrate and arouse the anus of another, whilst they are bending over a whitegoods product.

he took it to far last night man...he wanted me to put a watermelon in his butt!! talk about simple green!!!

by BettyJones October 6, 2008

More free than a sample at costco

Your literary garbage at a game just turn the system off

mike: *gets killed*
Justin: your more free than a sample at costco

by Ps4 wont work February 6, 2021

Sample

The abbreviated form of the Phish song Sample in a Jar from the Hoist album. This is one of the few Phish songs that god legitimate airplay. It is a classic, though simple.

The binding belt enclosing me, a Sample in a Jar.

by Zachée Elliée September 22, 2005

Simple Number

A non-complex number, like a number that doesn't have an i. Is similar to a real number.

When you multiply together complex numbers the answer is a simple number.

by SimpleNumbers July 16, 2013

simple request

Asking someone or a group of people nicely to do something before you take matters into your own hands.

1. I asked him to make breakfast, as a simple request.

2. I asked her to clean up the mess she made, as a simple request.

3. I asked him to take the garbage out, as a simple request.

4. I asked her to do her homework, as a simple request.

5. I asked him to chew with his mouth closed, as a simple request.

6. I asked her to refrain from talking smack, as a simple request.
7. I asked him to treat others the way he would like to be treated, as a simple request.

8. I asked her to be genuine, as a simple request.

9. I asked him to speak with poise, as a simple request.

10. I asked him to be honest, as a simple request.

11. I asked her to contribute, as a simple request.

12. I asked him to mow the lawn, as a simple request.

13. I asked him to be law abiding, as a simple request.

14. I asked her to help the children, as a simple request.

15. I asked him to muck the barn during morning chores, as a simple request.

16. I asked her to do her own laundry, as a simple request.

17. I asked him to was the car, as a simple request.

18. I asked her to water the flowers, as a simple request.

19. I asked him to walk the dog, as a simple request.

20. I asked them to stop hacking me, as a simple request.

by PineappleJuice March 8, 2015

simple beauty

How a nice hot girl describes an uglier and usually larger girl

Guy: "She's pretty ugly"
Nice hot girl: "No, she's a simple beauty!"

by jerkstore7373728281 January 17, 2014

Simple noms

Simple yet deliciously satisfying food/drink.

Dayum, these grapes are such simple noms.

by datstudentlife July 13, 2015