shockher

The definition as it has been explained through out the years is NOT to plessure a woman with one finger in her pussy and one finger in her ass. On the contrary it is TWO fingers in the pussy and One in the ass. It is most commonly explained to the unknowing with the following anechdote "Two in the pink, one in the stink"

Two in the pink, one in the stink

by Raoul Duke March 20, 2005

Super Socker

To cum inside a sock.

-I was jerking off yesterday and I didn't have a tissue, so I did a Super Socker.

by Rodkor April 2, 2015

Coconut Shucker

Originally conceived in Houston city-data based off the rantings of a forum smartass, "coconut shucker" just means you're like the coolest thing since Elvis ate sliced bread sandwiches with the Fonz. When you're a "coconut shucker," every guy wants to be you and every woman wants to be with you. And you drink Dos Equis.

That dude Chad is such a coconut shucker... the life of the party every time! I wish I could be just like him!

by AK blah blah June 25, 2010

Shockey

The father of all Bullshit

Jai Eazy: 'That's Bullshit Shockey'

by Prokiller_226 April 24, 2010

Pud Shucker

A heterosexual feminazi pseudo-prude who hates men but still wants sex with them - provided it is vaginal only in the missionary position, thinks her shit doesn't stink, ascribes horrible personal character flaws to any guy who has ever shown interest in her, dated her, fucked her, or inevitably split from her, and badmouths those guys to every one she knows every chance she gets.

Pud shuckers never take responsibility and are always victims... even when they cause a break-up by messing around.

Beware of chicks on on dating sites who use keywords like "looking for a real man" - they are probably pud shuckers.

I saw you looking at Jacqui B. the other night. Don't go messing with her. She's a pud shucker... every ex boyfriend she's ever had is a psycho stalker or kiddy diddler.

by Jafr2 January 15, 2009

pussy shocked

When one no longer seeks the vagina for fear of suffering the same fate as a previous occurence with a different woman.

Dude Benny why are you being such a pansy?
I think im pussy shocked.

by Brian_D December 18, 2007

swocker

to swallow something in an extremely fast and unhealthy way. to press in something into someone's body openings

he swockered his popcorn in a rush.

don't swocker that thing so hard into me.

by creedance4487 November 25, 2016