Shlunker

Someone who enjoys licking fungus off of an old Vietnamese man's foot

that guy always has bad cuts on his lips because he's a shlunker

by Idontplaysiege January 13, 2024

Shlunked

Derived from the phrase "ya shit the bed, and fucked up."

Shlunk - verb (to shlunk) to make a mistake in one of the worst ways possible. Accidentally arriving at the worst possible outcome due to sheer ineptitude in all choices made in a given situation.

Shlunked - verb (past tense) most common usage

Shlunk - noun - an individual who displays constant ineptitude in every situation, seeming to always arrive at an awful outcome. They are normally spiteful and blame others or society for their poor choices. They are difficult and often impossible to reason with.

"You gotta bail me out man, how was I supposed to know I couldn't outrun the cop car?!"

"No way bro, ya Shlunked"

"C'mon man, you gotta get me out, I promise I'll pay you back bro!"

"I know you won't pay me back, you're a shlunk!"

by HagglyHammy January 20, 2024

Shlank

The kind of vomiting one could only know from the exhaustion of climbing up a flight of stairs with the pants down around the ankles.

After tirelessly working toward the top, she finally made it, shlanking all over the floor in triumph.

by Dr Muffin Head February 2, 2024

Shlinting

Shlinting is the act of cutting the tip of a penis off and then giving it oral pleasure

I came home from the bar and a girl shlinted me. It was hard to stay erect while she was shlinting me and sucking all my blood out.

by Cool epic username February 13, 2024

Shloinky

To be a notorious goofster and quite possibly a infamous gafster

Man, my boy Carl is acting shloinky today.

by Perkelegias March 14, 2024

Shlanking

Its just Gooning but u have to keep tickling ur flopper at a consistent speed while also trying not to bust

"have u heard of the new shlanking challenge? legends say that a person can only shlank for 30 seconds before they bust"

by GUNB!RD April 3, 2024

Shlickjumped

performing an aerial move in the style of shlickbobby with grace and strength. Akin to a ballerina.

Shlickjumped up on upon

by Vsadad May 4, 2024