Shoomp

A reaction to a weird question or statement that shows you either don’t want to answer the question or you feel awkward because of their statement.

“Yeah, so do you ever watch tiger porn?”

“Shoomp!”

by chicken masturbator July 24, 2019

Skoom

The odour consisting of urine, vomit, poo, body odour,and ugly.

Perosn: I just walked down that hallway and it smelt like skoom it was gross

by bigmc25 July 13, 2010

Shrooms

A drug so fucking trippy, me and my friends thought we were in an episode of Balamory

Friend: Hey man, I'm fucked on these shrooms. Where are we?

Me: Urrr... No clue man, but I think, man... That's Josie Jump's house man.

by BennisMSI February 18, 2009

Shroomery

Mushroom growing website known all over the internet for having a particularly low level of discourse and maturity.

"Hey Ben, where do you go to learn about mushrooms and unwind?"
"Not The Shroomery that's for damn sure! That place is *overflowing* with drama."

by IcannotTellAlie January 11, 2009

Shkoompus

A tribal dance taking place whilst ones stands in a bucket of cum

Hey Tim, wanna go do some shkoompus?

I can’t tonight man, I have too many blisters from last time

by Monchoople_Rankus October 22, 2020

shakoom

one who does retarded things

why the hell did you do that you stupid shakoom

by AJ July 15, 2003

shoominator

Becky Shoom's alias...you can IM her on shoomybabe218!!!!

Shoominator in da house yall!

by Stephdizzle August 22, 2004