Jizz-Shank

A knife fashioned in prison using successive layers of phone book pages soaked in one's semen. A Jizz-Shank is made over several months or years, usually. It generally takes about one night for a layer to dry.

I's gonna stab Marty in the lunchroom with my "Jizz-Shank!"

by Nico Nico Nico January 16, 2008

wanker shank

the act of stabbing someone while they're wanking (masturbating)

dude, did you hear about fuqua? he got wanker shanked in the bathroom while he was ejaculating!

by the Damon8r January 10, 2009

Corn Shank

a shank made from a corn cob

Those indians just tried to corn shank me!

by zane houston April 20, 2008

shank

realy crappy weed that comes in a brick and has seeds in it.

my mom has shank

by julia December 10, 2002

Armitage shank

The act of shaking one's penis after urinating to remove any remaining drops of liquid.

Taken from the popular (and oft seen) British toilet manufacturer, Armitage Shanks.

Did you see that bloke? He was doin' the old Armitage Shank a bit too vigorously.

by crudux_cruo September 2, 2009

chocolate shank

The punching of someone's asshole. The objective is not to actually enter the asshole, but usually as a retaliation when noticing that one's partner is about to defecate on one's face or chest during physical relations.

It can also be used in a more general sense when punching someone's exposed asshole for a myriad of reasons.

That dude was about to lay a Cleveland steamer on me, so I gave him a chocolate shank.

by Ross Sewage October 26, 2006

shank eyes

That look when someone says something that sounds like fightwords. Like your eyes are daggers. So you gave him shank eyes.

April told me to shut up , so I gave her shank eyes. Bitch backed down.

by Kma815 May 18, 2010